but here’s the kitchen,
make me a sandwich hoe.
I turn the subtitles on on everything.
Movies, video games, TV shows.
Why?
I don’t know.
Same
yup
Remember the iCarly episode when Carly and Freddie have sex?
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
Do you know who this is. This is that freddy nigga from iCarly. Carly friendzoned his ass hard. He was the biggest simp on tv. But do you know what he did. He saw it wasn’t going anywhere with carly so he dropped her and start fuckin her best friend. Then carly was jealous and wanted his dick too. Then he dropped the best friend now he single and both of him want his dick. This is how you fucking do it. This dude said fuck that friendzone shit and was successful in all his endeavors.
- Doug
2. Chase from Zoey 101
3. Finn from Adventure Time
4. Fry from Futurama
5.Jacob from Twilight
wait him too but he redeemed himself
nah son don’t do that shit
ask these hoes straight up what that pussy do. gets the point across early
You can’t be friendzoned of you not that bitch friend! If you can’t get the ass don’t be like ok the next best thing is being her friend, HELL NO! FUCK THAT SHIT! You go get your dick sucked by somebody else that will make you feel a lot better about what just happen because somebody out there is willing to give it up.
if you friends with a girl and she has a man
dont act like you her man
ie: if she asks you to come pick her up from work just because
um
for what?
tell her man to pick her up
you sittin here doin shit and going out of your way for just a friend when you could be doing all of that shit for a bitch that’s givin it up
(Source: bitchnobodyaskedyou)
the whole firendzone thing is half to blame on the dudes and half to blame on the dudettes.
girls be out there taking advantage of niggas, leading them on, tellin them shit that makes them hopeful
niggas be spending time with this chick that’s using the fuck outta you and you just wanna complain and not find another broad
fuck outta here
but people like to pussyfoot around what’s real and end up like this guy
OMG
The Friendzone wouldn’t exist.
That thing needs a new name
It’s more like the SapZone.
You fall into the SapZone become a Sap and fall for tricks.
All decency is Sapped from you and You are the bitter asshole who hates women.
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
